How to Identify a Zombie

Spotting a zombie can be a difficult task. Corporate types and most politicians can be easily mistaken for the life-impaired. Caution and common sense are aways the rule when a non life-impaired citizen attempts to identify and destroy a zombie. The following is a list of things to look for when presence of the life-impaired is suspect:

1. Disheveled Appearance;
2. Unresponsive to Communication;
3. Pale, Often Clammy or Decomposing Skin;
4. No Concept of Personal Boundaries;
5. Motivation to Eat the Brains of the Living